with friends like these

A couple weeks ago, I was blissfully waiting in line to order my breakfast and coffee on the HC Saturday ride. When I sat down at a table with some of my companions, one of them pointed out a hefty lesbian-type woman who was in line behind me and said, "we were just noticing that the woman in the green shirt is exactly what you would look like if you were a woman." Fantastic. Then he continued, "but it looks like she actually has a personality."