19.12.08

the idea of me having an extramarital affair

Just now talking to my wife, I postulated, in the most hypothetical, imaginary sense, the idea of me having an extramarital affair. After contemplating this possibility for a couple seconds, we both burst into laughter, and I admitted that the idea of me having an extramarital affair is preposterous. My wife extended this assertion by suggesting that the idea of me having a marital affair is preposterous, too. I'm not exactly sure what she meant by that.

8 comments:

noise bursts said...

So who is the guy you were thinking about nailing?

Mongo said...

just say yes dear!

Eric P. said...

So, was it comfortable sleeping in the shop last night?

Pete said...

This comment from my wife would keep me up at night.

Jim Thill said...

Pete: Rest assured that your wife has made no such comment to me.

Charlie Quimby said...

Clever. You've laid the groundwork exceedingly well.

three-12's said...

It would seem as absurd as you suddenly deciding to drive a gas guzzling hummer.

rigtenzin said...

You're a darned attractive man. Don't sell yourself short. Oh, wait, I always get your blog mixed up with someone else's. Never mind.